Poor Piers is being driven to despair

Despite his newfound wealth, Piers ‘celebrity’Morgan admits there are a few perks he misses about his days editing the Daily Mirror – including his chauffeur.

‘It’s the thing I miss most,’he bleats. ‘To have a permanent free luxurious taxi waiting outside was the greatest perk I ever had.”

But the TV talent judge appears to have no regrets about his sacking. ‘If I’d have known I’d end up judging piano-playing pigs with the Hoff, I’d have got myself fired years ago,’Morgan tells a magazine for members of media haunt Soho House.

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