Disappointing news from AxegrinderÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s favourite blogger Ã¢â‚¬’ the Daily StarÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s peerless Joe Mott.
It appears the Mottster will not be spilling the beans on his split from Girls AloudÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s hard-living Sarah Harding.
Ã¢â‚¬Å“The only thing I can do is maintain a dignified and honourable silence. Anything else would be unfair on her,Ã¢â‚¬ says Joe the Gent on his excellent blog.
Ã¢â‚¬Å“I didnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t discuss our personal stuff when large amounts of money were being offered, IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m certainly not going to do it now. Sorry.Ã¢â‚¬
And Mott adds: Ã¢â‚¬Å“Cheers to everyone for being so pleasant about it all. Well… almost everyone.Ã¢â‚¬
Who can he be referring to? Surely not his churlish rivals on The Sun who delighted at poking fun at the relationship?