This month’s headline of the month postbag included an eclectic bunch of offerings. Here are Axegrinder’s favourites:
Story: Andrew Billen’s review of a warts-and-all BBC biopic of the Enid Blighton starring Helena Bonham-Carter.
Headline: BLIGHT ON ENID
Venue (Bristol what’s on guide)
Story: Kate Macleod tries out the latest health craze to his Bristol – Bikram Yoga.
Headline: BEND IT LIKE BIKRAM
Story: Matt Rudd tries out an iPhone app that tells you the value of a house by pointing your phone at it.
Headlines: PRICE ON APPLICATION
But this month’s winner is from the Archant-owned Wembley and Kingsbury Times.
Story: A shop owner in Kingsbury has been fined for selling fake Durex condoms.
Headline: JOHNNY ROTTEN.
Thanks to sub editor and reporter Lorraine King for nominating this one and for sports editor Ben Pearce for coming up with the headline.
A bottle of Jura Single malt whisky is its way to you both: Happy Christmas!
The deadline for entries for the January edition is fast approaching, we need them in please by next Wednesday.
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