Poor Liz-fucking-Jones. In today’s Mail on Sunday the Mad Woman of Exmoor bleats about the pressures of fame. The hatchet-faced hypocrite whines that writers ”make rude, personal comments that have nothing to do with your work”, citing a Daily Telegraph report that she went home from her job as a magazine editor to shield her cats’ eyes from a total eclipse of the sun.
In fact, as Liz explains: “I had given them their food at this crucial time so that they would be staring at their bowls rather than directly at the sun.”
So surely that would be shielding their eyes from the sun, then Liz?
Barking, completely barking…