They say political books increase in sales during the run-up to a general election, so IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ll be keeping a close eye on Kelvin MacKenzieÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s tome, The John Prescott Kama Sutra.
Regular readers will know that former Sun editor MacKenzie advises readers on Prescott-type sexual positions (Ã¢â‚¬Å“The Bawdroom Ã¢â‚¬’ in which Prescott shags his lover on the boardroom table once used by the Admiralty as the portraits of distinguished Navy figures look on.
Admiralty Arch-Back Ã¢â‚¬’ where Prescott stands to attention and his girlfriend salutes him as they have sex standing up at his flat in Admiralty ArchÃ¢â‚¬¦Ã¢â‚¬)
What of MacKenzieÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s own position on the Amazon book rankings? Currently hovering at 213,204 (but ready to zoom up when the election date is fixed).