The Daily Mail's take on the Wayne Rooney affair:
Miss Wood, 23, a university lecturer's daughter, and Miss Thompson, 21, the privately-educated child of a wealthy oil company executive, have turned out to be flag-bearers for the celebrity-mad, lascivious culture that has consumed the nation.
And at the bottom of the piece?
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