This is millionaire TV star Piers Morgan, a previous owner of Press Gazette, lounging in his bath as his girlfriend, Telegraph writer Celia Waldren, towers above him in what we are told are Balenciaga heels. It’s a photoshoot for Harper’s Bazaar to publicise her new novel.
Seeing as the smug bastard still owes me two grand, is it too much to hope that dear Celia might slip? The results would certainly be worth it. A splash to beat many others, that’s for sure …
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